Being on session in campus will always be accompanied by partying on Fridays,it’s a culture that the society have held dearly over theinvite all and sundry only to get frustrated guys are never good as invitees:
.The person who never chips in for food or alcohol.
Alcohol and food are expensive, especially when you’re stocking for an entire party of people. Throwing a few dollars to the host once in a while wouldn’t kill you, would it?
.The person who can’t really handle their alcohol.
Listen, I know you just got dumped, but that doesn’t make this a therapy session for you. It’s important to maintain some dignity and allow the rest of us to have a goodknow you really never drink ,its not that bad to give it a try but know what you are doing.Seriously, bro, you’re a buzzkill.
.The person who doesn’t know when to leave after the party’s over.
Seriously, take the hint. Everyone is gone. We’re trying to go to bed. Hit the road. Looking at you, duck. Overstayed your welcome just a little bit late lastguys will always stay till late may be they wanna enjoy some sleep on the new couch.
.The person who double dips and generally turns into a slob.
Is this the greatest party atrocity? No. But it’s still kind of gross. And if someone calls you out on it, don’t get defensive. Like with this duck guy, I told him quietly not to double dip, and what does he do? He gets a plate and hordes half the dip for himself. Who does that?
.The person who hasn’t returned the seasons of Nikita or Game of Thrones I leant him at the last Super Bowl party.
I get the urge to watch Nikita all the time but can’t because you have my discs and you probably haven’t even watched it yet because you won’t stop crying about “Parenthood” ending.
.The person who spends the entire party hitting on my girlfriend.
Famously known as ‘team mafisi’ It was such a dick move and actually super noticeable last year, dude. Becky was just trying to be nice, and when you gave her those awkward forced hugs, she was giving the rest of us an uncomfortable creeped-out face behind your back. Cut that shit out.