14 Things That You Should NEVER Google.

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Google has provided everything that we need to have for our day to day activity, even predicting the future, all and sundry can post anything as long as you have access to the internet.Google has turned out to be that glitter that never leaves our skin, what amazes me most is when a person asks me not to google about something, I always google but later I regret.
Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.
#Trypophobia
Another Google visual term that returns a surprisingly upsetting number of visuals. Trypohphobia is also known as repetitive pattern phobia, a fear of objects with clusters of small holes. What a ridiculous thing to be scared of.
#Don’t Google anything that enables Google to define your identity
Don't search Google for terms that help it or its advertisers figure out your identity
Don’t search Google for terms that help it or its advertisers figure out your identity
If you’re really serious about finding a path around Google’s propensity for constructing a profile to define who you are and how you’re worth to specific advertisers, then avoid searching anything that could give Google a clue about your identity. As Jeffrey Rosen reported for The New York Times a few years ago, the privacy threats go beyond creepy ads. “the Internet can link our digital profiles with our real identities so clearly that it will soon be hard to claim that the profiles are anonymous in any meaningful sense,” Rosen writes.
If you’re looking to lessen the amount of information that search engines collect on you, there are a few ways you should follow. Choose an alternative search engine,  DuckDuckGo, to keep your search history from being analyzed. Install an extension like AdBlock Plus, Ghostery, or Disconnect to protect yourself against companies who want to track your online activity. Check your privacy settings on all sites, and always log out of social networks.
#”Bear” by Marian Engel
Is Marian Engel’s “Bear” a REAL book? A real book about a woman’s erotic affair with a BEAR? A real book including the following real passage: “Her menstrual fever made him more assiduous”??? I don’t even want to know, you guys.
 #Any Medical Symptom
 
Even though it’s easy to search for anything, there are some things you should never Google.
Protecting online privacy can be difficult. If you use, Bing, Yahoo, Google or any other search engine that records your IP  and search terms, there are  — many things; it turns out — that you really shouldn’t search. That should make you think thrice about sharing your interests, and even inquiries born out of idle curiosity with Google.Google, for instance, can combine your online history with more data about your real identity, and associate them with a full profile that the search engine and advertisers can use to know what you love product wise, what you’re interested in, and what you’re most likely to buy. 
 
 #Never search for information on medical issues or drugs
While Google says that it discourages advertisers “from remarketing based on perceived sensitive information, for example, health information or religious beliefs,” the organization’s privacy policy reserves the right to record your search results, associate them with your IP  or Google account, and then use that info to target ads on Google properties.There are reports that researchers have found looking up medical and drug information online is a major privacy risk.
#etris Fanfic
Yes, there is fanfiction devoted to Tetris. Yes, some of it is porn. “I un buttoned the blue pixel I had on my bottom half and directed her on the ways of foreplay. As her upper pixel met my lower pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such fulfillment I had never experienced in my life …
#Never give your search engine hints about your personal insecurities
Don’t search Google for terms related to your insecurities
Advertising is notoriously formed to create and capitalize upon viewers’ insecurities. Giving your search engine — and all of the advertisers that the information it collects on you — access to the insecurities you already have just does the bad work for them. Making things less difficulty for advertisers who want to capitalize on your insecurities to sell you products and services does not sound like a huge deal compared to what happens when you search for personal medical information.
#Peanut, the world’s ugliest dog
Once you see Peanut, you can not see him. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
#Lemon Party
Lemon Party is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list
A site called “Lemonparty.org” features a video clip of 3 elderly gentlemen in bed together kissing and then engaging in oral sex. Because of its innocuous sounding name (which is also shared by a “frivolous” Canadian political party!), Lemonparty is one of the most popular grosses out memes online. 
This is one of the few items on this list to receive any real mainstream attention. It even scored a subtle mention on an episode of “30 Rock”:
#Smokers’ lungs
You can probably guess that googling photos of smokers’ lungs ain’t gonna be pretty.
#Skin Condition
Nope, you don’t have to be much specific than that — Google will return a plethora of terrible images for you to choose from.
#Yourself
Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.

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