14 Things That You Should NEVER Google.(The fourth one will freak you out).

Google has provided everything that we need to have for our day to day activity,even predicting the future, all and sundry can post anything as long as you have access to the internet.Google has turned out to be that glitter that never leaves our skin,what amazes me most is when a person asks me not to google about something,I always google but later I regret.

So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort? Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why.

Keep reading … IF YOU DARE.

#Trypophobia

Another Google Image term that returns a surprisingly upsetting number of visuals. Trypohphobia is also known as repetitive pattern phobia, a fear of objects with clusters of small holes. What a ridiculous thing to be scared of.

#Don’t Google anything that enables Google to define your identity

Don't search Google for terms that help it or its advertisers figure out your identity

If you’re really serious about finding a way around Google’s propensity for constructing a profile to define who you are and how much you’re worth to specific advertisers, then there’s not much recourse but to avoid searching anything that could give Google or advertisers a clue about your identity. As Jeffrey Rosen reported for The New York Times a few years ago, the privacy threats go beyond creepy ads. “Computers can link our digital profiles with our real identities so precisely that it will soon be hard to claim that the profiles are anonymous in any meaningful sense,” Rosen writes.

If you’re looking to minimize the amount of information that search engines and advertisers collect on you, there are a few steps you should take. Choose an alternative search engine, like DuckDuckGo, to keep your search history from being recorded and analyzed. Install an extension like AdBlock Plus, Ghostery, or Disconnect to protect yourself against companies who want to track your activity online. Check your privacy settings on popular sites, and always log out of social networks when you’re browsing the web.

#”Bear” by Marian Engel

Is Marian Engel’s “Bear” a REAL book? A real book about a woman’s erotic affair with a BEAR? A real book including the following real passage: “Her menstrual fever made him more assiduous”??? I don’t even want to know, you guys.

 #Any Medical Symptom

 
Even though it’s easy to search for just about anything, there are some things you should never Google | Source: Google.com
Protecting your privacy online can be difficult. If you use Google, Bing, Yahoo, or any other search engine that records your IP address and search terms, there are some things — many things, it turns out — that you really shouldn’t search. Google, for instance, can combine your search history with more data about your identity, and associate them with a full profile that both the search engine and advertisers can use to get an idea of who you are, what you’re interested in, and what you’re most likely to buy. That should make you think twice about sharing your problems, your interests, and even inquiries born out of idle curiosity with a major search engine like Google.

 

#Don’t search for things that clue Google in to your location

As Jay Stanley reported for the ACLU, one of the earliest instances in which the powerful privacy implications of having your search history recorded occurred in 2006, when AOL released a large set of searches that had been conducted on its sites. While the identity of the searcher was replaced with an arbitrary number — so that all of the searches by an individual were still gathered around the same identifier — members of the media found that it wasn’t difficult to identify searchers’ hometowns, neighborhoods, age, sex, and other identifying details through their searches. The result was “an electrifying sense of just how intimate and revealing the information one ‘shares’ with a search engine can be.”

 #Don’t search for information on medical issues or drugs

While Google says that it prohibits advertisers “from remarketing based on sensitive information, such as health information or religious beliefs,” the company’s privacy policy reserves the right to record your search results, associate them with your IP address or Google account, and then use that information to target ads on Google properties and across the web. Neal Ungerleider recently reported that researchers have found looking up medical and drug information online is a major privacy risk.

#etris Fanfic

Yes, there is fanfiction devoted to Tetris. Yes, some of it is pornographic. “I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …

#Don’t give your search engine hints about your insecurities

Don't search Google for terms related to your insecurities

Advertising is notoriously formulated to create and capitalize upon viewers’ insecurities. Giving your search engine — and all of the advertisers that leverage the information it collects on you — easy access to the insecurities you already have just does the dirty work for them. Making things easier for advertisers who want to capitalize on your insecurities to sell you products and services doesn’t sound like a huge deal compared to what happens when you search for medical information. But it still has some unsettling effects that you should avoid, if you can.

#Peanut, the world’s ugliest dog

Once you see Peanut, you can never unsee him. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

#Lemon Party

Lemon Party is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list
Photo: user uploaded image

A site called “Lemonparty.org” features a video clip of 3 elderly gentlemen in a bed together kissing and then engaging in oral sex. Because of its innocuous sounding name (which is also shared by a “frivolous” Canadian political party!), Lemonparty is one of the most popular gross out memes online. 
This is one of the few items on this list to receive any kind of real mainstream attention. It even scored a subtle mention on an episode of “30 Rock”:

#Smokers’ lungs

You can probably guess that googling photos of smokers’ lungs ain’t gonna be pretty.

#Skin Condition

Nope, you don’t have to be more specific than that — Google will return a plethora of terrible visuals for you to choose from.

#Yourself

Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here.

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